![]() 05/25/2014 at 09:10 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
At least he didn't call me a dick.
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This is the best hate response I've ever seen towards anyone on here. The fact that it is MONTHS after you posted makes it all the more better.
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#peopleofkinja
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![]() 05/25/2014 at 09:15 |
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#butfirstletmetakeaselfie
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With the spelling and grammar, I'd venture to say it took him that long to craft the response.
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Wow! You just got trolled by William Faulkner. I never knew he was such a potty mouth.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
![]() 05/25/2014 at 09:36 |
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in regards to the responder...
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But seriously:
http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/tag/people-of-…
![]() 05/25/2014 at 10:03 |
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Dick.... (feel better now?) (I'm doing this for your own good, you know. It hurts me more than it hurts you.)
![]() 05/25/2014 at 10:07 |
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Did he go for a spin on Satan's dick? He sounds more butthurt than most...
![]() 05/25/2014 at 10:17 |
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Doesn't he know that's your thing?
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Wow! ...this actually is the masterpiece of the insults! ...it saddens me to admit that even I wouldn't be able to reach such a peak. I humbly express my warmest congratulations to Luke.
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![]() 05/25/2014 at 11:29 |
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I lol'ed. 10/10, Would feel insulted for you again.
![]() 05/25/2014 at 12:21 |
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I'm pretty sure this is the one time where using "Dismiss" is actually encouraged.
{ ducks }
![]() 05/25/2014 at 12:27 |
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Against the crazy poster I assume.
![]() 05/25/2014 at 12:35 |
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That person makes all the Lukes in the world look bad. T-T
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Yerp.